I haven't been on LJ in a while; hence, I haven't been frequenting OhNoTheyDidnt like I used to. I suddenly remember why I haven't, and that dirty racist Paula Deen suddenly reminded me why ( Read more... )

First Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, now Heidi Klum and Seal?!

This upsets me more than it should, really. Two--not one, but two--of my favorite celebrity couples are splitting. *sigh ( Read more... )

Like a fool, I actually watched that two-night "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" crap that E! aired only three weeks ago. Now let me get out of the way that I don't obsessively follow "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." I watch the show when it's airing in constant repeats during the day (because E! likes to marathon the crap out of that show) and there's ( Read more... )

It's time for my Annual Celebrity Death Pool!

10. Mickey Rooney.
9. Christopher Plummer (We were watching the cast of The Sound of Music on Oprah last week, and we totally forgot just how OLD he is ( Read more... )

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I'm not going to cry about it. I was considering going up to Gary for the memorial today, but I decided against it. It's going to be MAYHEM up there today. And let's be honest, when the Jacksons left Gary, they never looked back. Yeah, Michael did come back five or six years ago. And yes, Katherine does make the occasional trip back. But ( Read more... )

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Saturday night was fucking AWESOME!!!!!!! My legs are still sore! *hee hee*

GOD, I wish I had pictures. But for one thing, I don't want pictures taken of me in the floorshow corset now, because I'm flabby and soooo not in shape to be wearing that thing. For another thing, how am I going to take pix when I'm on stage? :P ( Read more... )

Thanks a lot, therealycats. But it gave me a good groan and chuckle.

But seriously? What bothers me the most are the amounts of comments left behind saying, "Well, this is pretty typical of twelve-year-olds anymore, really." That's just sad, and if it's true, then it make me feel pretty old because I wasn't doing anything like that when I was twelve. It's ( Read more... )